Quotes on the lighter side

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
            -- Alice Thomas Ellis

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
            -- William Feather

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
            -- Margaret Mead

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
            -- Niels Bohr

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
            -- Jerry Seinfeld